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Fourteen things a man can do at ASDA while his wife
is taking her time |
| #1 |
Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when
they aren't looking |
| #2 |
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals |
| #3 |
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet |
| #4 |
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code
3 in Housewares'... and see what happen |
| #5 |
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit |
| #6 |
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area |
| #7 |
Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are
sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding
Department. |
| #8 |
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?" |
| #9 |
Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose. |
| #10 |
While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are located. |
| #11 |
Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from
Mission Impossible. |
| #12 |
Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK
ME!!! PICK ME!!!" |
| #13 |
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume
the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's
those voices again!!!" |
| #14 |
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly:
"There's no toilet paper in here!" |
